Back in high school there were certain clicks that hang, this girl hated this one and all that crazy shit. Well me and my friends Ashley and Laura were hanging out one day and decided to go “egging” well Ashley hated this girl named Miranda that worked at the local sandwich shop (Me and Laura had no issues with this girl, but if it means us going to participate in a good old fashion egging we were there) so we go to Wal-mart, buy some eggs and take off in Ashley’s grandmother’s blue ford “Maw” car--- lets just say I’ve seen boats smaller then this car.
We start by taking a dry run hitting it from the street ---no such luck we end up missing the car completely (picture a girl hanging her entire torso out of this blue boat going down one of the busiest streets in town while trying to aim a small object at a car) so we go around the other way through the parking lot and smash we get it our only down falls were:
1. There was a speed bump in front of the sandwich shop that made us slow down the car
2. The entire sandwich shop was made of glass
3. Miranda was at the front of the shop so she saw the whole thing
4. Ashley drove this car to school on a daily basis so it isn’t like we were in cognito
I mean it was a totally fun night, unfortunately a few nights later Ashley’s house got egged (assumingly from Miranda and her rag tag gang of misfits) but I mean we had a good laugh and it was all in the name of High School!
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