I have two good friends from high school who I used to hang out with all the time, we shall name them Tibs and Lucky. We would have parties at Tib’s dad’s house all the time, it was our weekend life. One of the last parties we had over there all three of us decided we were going to make a bet.
Who will get laid tonight?
Winner(s): didn’t have to clean the house after the party
Loser(s) did have to clean the house
If all failed/succeeded bet was called off and all had to clean
There a couple of things you should know before I move forward:
1. None of us have a significant other, all single
2. Lucky is a virgin
3. Tibs is a light weight, when it comes to drinking
Now we may proceed, the night starts like any other night with shots and drinks and music galore.
Let’s begin with Lucky
He has invited a girl name Leslie over to be his “prospect” for the night, but he starts talking to a different girl named Janine. This pisses off Leslie so if Lucky had any play with her at all that night it went straight out the window....As for Janine she too was a virgin and was not giving anything to Lucky --- Poor Lucky mission failed and bet LOST
Now on to Tibs
This fool started drinking heavily from the beginning, 8:00 he was passed out in his dad’s bed
No luck for the Tibster
Finally me *the winner* the only one of the crew that got laid and that was because trusty Jason (her FWB) was there to tap one out in the back of his CRV <-- Yeah I know again. (see blog entitled "Yelp heard around the Neighborhood)
It was a bit awkward to have us in the act in the back of the vehicle on the street in front of the house with the back of the CRV open and for him to actually talk to people while they walk to their cars to leave, but this is the kind of sacrifice you make when there is a bet involved.
The next morning I got to watch Lucky and Tibs clean up while I sat there hung-over…. Yeah I was hung-over, but at least I didn’t’ have to clean
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