Saturday, November 20, 2010

Tis the Season

Ok with Christmas right around the corner I have been listening to Christmas music, and I thought of this story while listening to one of my favorites, I have always loved Alvin and the Chipmunks, seen the movies, the cartoon, sang the songs, everything. Well when I worked for the ambulance company many years ago we all would listen to the radio while working, they had a chance for someone to call in and answer a question and win something ---- everyone in the office starts calling to win the prize and answer the question “what did Alvin want for Christmas?” Now being a super Chipmunk fan who can sing every lyric to their Christmas song I am certainly qualified to answer this question. Everyone is calling *ring ring* *ring ring* “Hello 108.5 the Station, What did Alvin want for Christmas?” before my brain could function my mouth shouted out “His 2 front teeth!!!” “Sorry that isn’t right ---try again *click –Hang up*

What!!!! I look to my co-workers who are all staring at me with their mouths wide open gawking like “you moron….that isn’t remotely right” after sitting there for a tick I was able to re-think of what happen and realized that I indeed are a douche and didn’t say the right words of “Hula-hoop”

To make matters a little more embarrassing (if that display of stupidity wasn’t enough) they replayed me excitedly screaming out the wrong answer on air …. Here is to wound insert salt immediately …. To this day I still don’t recall the prize, but whatever it was everyone in the office wanted it and I managed to screw it up royally.

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