These incidents happened about 6 or 7 years ago, so bear with me because my memory might be a little shot. Me and my good friend Ryan decided to go out with a couple of our friends Jimmy, Marcus, Jordy, and Kaylee for Halloween. A couple of days prior to our Halloween outing the four of them invite Ryan and myself to a haunted house in town. Now I must add that we usually don’t “hang” out with these four, they were the friends that you see out at the club and chit-chat a bit “how yah been. How’s yah mama…etc” so I personally didn’t know what I was getting into accepting this offer of partaking in haunting festivities. We all meet up at Marcus’ house and we are waiting for Jordy to show up, but up to this time she has been MIA, after a good 2 hours of hunting her down we find her at her mom’s house completely wasted!! We then make her get dressed to go to the haunted house, well since we were going to go to the club after she decides to wear high heels (you will need this info for later) after what has been 3 hours of getting everything together we finally make it to the haunted house.
**this just in I am not a fan of walking in the dark --- ok I’m scared of the dark and don’t like not knowing where I am going so I told everyone pre-haunted Hotel that I would not be leading the rag-tag team of us through this scary maze**
So once we get to the front of the line and pay for our ticket Jimmy the one that was going to lead----chickens out--- absolutely no one else in the group will take the roll so me being the bigger person decide I will take one for the team and lead us through this maze of insanity.
We head in and notice the “building” is a tent and it is in a field, this was the first year for this venue to be in this new location so we weren’t quite sure what to expect, but we head in anyway. I am already starting to pee a little ---I don’t usually get scared at this stuff, but since I’m leading a group of people in a foreign place in the dark I’m freaking a bit. If you have never been to a haunted house you walk down hallways and people scream at you and jump out and there are little sets set up for these “characters” to come out and scare you. As soon as we get to the first one some scary character of the past (Jason, Mike Myers, the Boogie man whoever) pops out and scares the pants off of Jimmy he then proceeds to jump on my back like I’m giving him a piggy-back ride (he pretty much stays there the entire time). We then move on to the next scene and have to stop because drunk Jordy has gotten her heel stuck in the ground! After that craziness we head down a long hallway and I stop, there is a dark man in front of me and I look him dead in the eye and say “get me out of here” he then lets us pass and we head on to another scene, by this time Jimmy has gotten off my back and I’ve started to realize that once you get to a scene you don’t see anyone come out until you start to talk or make noise…they are literally basing on when to come out by the sound you are making when you come up, So I would get to a scene quietly run across to the other end of the scene yell back at the rest of the group “come on guys” so the scary people would come out and I would get to witness them getting the crap scared out of them. This worked a couple of times until the last scene I turned to look at everyone and when I turned back around to head on I see a light ---it was outside !!! finally we made it to the end and I can get out of this place, so I book it to the door after my second step I hear and see THE CHAINSAW MAN, I immediately run the other way back into the hotel, but am stopped because of the other people in my group pushing me the other way so the only other way to go is down this 3rd mysterious hallway which ends up being a go-around sort of thing (very confusing to explain, but believe me it wasn’t fun) finally Ryan the last person in the group say “go out that way!” so I run full speed out this little exit and as I’m heading out the damn CHAINSAW MAN goes through another passage and meets up with us AGAIN luckily he had a barrier he couldn’t cross and we escaped freely…
It took us a while to catch our breath after that one, they really did save the best ---or in our case the worst for last♥
Same group different day (Halloween) we decide we will all dress up and go to The Street (a place that has a bunch of different bars on one strip to hop around) they have an annual Halloween party where they close off the street and have a massive party. Before we head up there we all meet at Marcus’ house, I was dressed as a goddess, Ryan was a dead bride, Marcus was a priest, Jordy was a devil and Jimmy was an angel, the only person we were waiting on was Kaylee. Now I’m thinking that since Marcus, Jordy, and Jimmy were all Angel/Devil/Priest that Kaylee would be a catholic school girl or a nun or something going with the theme of all the friends….. well she finally gets there (an hour later) in a one piece leopard print leotard, black stiletto knee-high boots, big teased up “jersey” hair, cat ears, painted on whiskers and a tiny handkerchief wrap-skirt. As soon as she walks in Marcus says, “where have you been?”
“well I found this cat suit in my closet and thought it would be perfect for tonight, but when I put it on I noticed…” she lifts up the wrap-skirt “… I have a huge camel-toe in it so I had to finagle a way to cover it!” ----- that’s it! That is the story --- it was hilarious that she took so long to hide her camel-toe just to arrive at the house and show it off, and on top of that who the hell just has a leopard print leotard hanging in their closet? ♥
Different group of people, but same location as the first story ----sort of---- it was the same place The Haunted Hotel, but it was in a different location on this occasion, me and my friend Tibby always celebrated our birthday’s together mine being on the 20th his being on the 17th so we decided we would all go out to the Haunted Hotel with a big group of friends … as we get there they split us up into two groups I am in the second group which nothing happened we just walked through with no problems, however in Tibby’s group he was leading and I might want to mention that he is deathly afraid of spiders. Their group walks in to a room that was painted black, with painted glow in the dark spiders as soon as he and his group walk into this room he immediately freaks out and starts running, well the poor bastard should have bobbed instead of weaved, because he planted himself face first into a wall and fell straight back to the ground. My group of course only heard the commotion afterward, but be aware we never let him down about that one.♥
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